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Interpretation

I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early. She told me to use the back door and to be quick.

I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

Counter Productive Pickup Lines

  1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
  2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
  4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
  5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

Becoming Shirt

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Geek Booty Call - Palm

You make me wanna use my palm.

Clown Booty Call - Feet

You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!