Funny Thoughts

Kermit

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Married Football Player

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Riddles
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Baby Drink

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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