Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

Anonymous

Lincoln Scoring

Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

Anonymous

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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