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Yo Mama - Chevy
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Locate your Heart
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked exactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast. That night she went to the emergency room with a gun shot in the knee.
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Goodwill
Wife: I have a bag full of clothes I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? It's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use the clothes
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits in your clothes is not starving.
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