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Yo Mama - Crownrows

Yo mama so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Shine On

Q: What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A: A receding airline.

Yo Mama - Thinking

Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.

Don't Trust a Bald Man

Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!

Lice

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless.