Appearance Jokes

Locate your Heart

An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked exactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast. That night she went to the emergency room with a gun shot in the knee.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
Anonymous

Goodwill

Wife: I have a bag full of clothes I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? It's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use the clothes
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits in your clothes is not starving.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous