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Yo Mama - Scale Talk
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
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Scotland Lard
A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.
They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.
"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"
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Anonymous
Halloween
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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