Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!