Q: What is the definition of a Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Yo Mama - Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Four Cats in a Boat
Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.