Animal Jokes

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Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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K9 Mix

Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Weather Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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