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K9 Mix
Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
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Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
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Mouse Umbrella
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
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