Animal Jokes

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Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Accountant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Taco Bell Dogs

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me!"  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jamiedawg17

Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Weather Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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