Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.