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The best jokes and joke writers!

Light Bulb - Sales Director

Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?

Light Bulb - Lesbians

Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.

How Many Cops?

Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

USS Enterprise Crewmembers Lightbulb

Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six.  Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!".  Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically.  McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!"  Kirk to screw it in and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.

Egomaniac Light Bulb

Q: How many egomaniac does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.