Light Bulb Jokes
Light Bulb - New Yorker
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?
Light Bulb - Scrabble Players
Q: How many scrabble players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway.
How Many Cops?
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
USS Enterprise Crewmembers Lightbulb
Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!". Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically. McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!" Kirk to screw it in and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!