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Lightbulb - Junkie
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
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How Many Cops?
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
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Egomaniac Light Bulb
Q: How many egomaniac does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.
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