Light Bulb Jokes
USS Enterprise Crewmembers Lightbulb
Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!". Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically. McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!" Kirk to screw it in and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.
Vulcan Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
American Footballers to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.
Q: How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Let the bitch do it by herself. Or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
Egomaniac Light Bulb
Q: How many egomaniac does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.