Profession Jokes

Blonde Landing

Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
A: Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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Walking Down An Alley

I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard, "Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugs were trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but she was putting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn't let go. I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walking and pretend I didn't see anything... I finally decided that I should help. It didn't take the three of us very long to get her handbag.

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Anonymous

Out of the Blue

Q: Why did the Pepsi truck driver get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke.

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