Profession Jokes

Long Life

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age." So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren ...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Anonymous

Blonde Landing

Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
A: Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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Out of the Blue

Q: Why did the Pepsi truck driver get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke.

Anonymous