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Super Ai

A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.

Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"

New Password

I changed my password to "incorrect" 

Now when I type it wrong my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"

Message to Thief

Message to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. 

I will find you.

You have my Word!

First Programming Language

Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?

A: Profanity

Computer Fell

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

A: It slipped a disk.