Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
- Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
- Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
- Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers
Q: Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows
Britney Spears & Computers
Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Q: Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
A: They don't have Windows.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'