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PC Curtains

Q: Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?

A: To open windows

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 

'Windows frozen; won't open'

Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'

Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?

A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Apple iFart

Q: Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?

A: They don't have Windows.

Laptop Music

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?

A: A Dell