Word Play Jokes

Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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