Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Fourth Marriage

An eighty year old woman was getting married for the fourth time. A newspaper was interviewing her about her previous marriages. She said she got married the first time when she was twenty to a banker. Then, in her forties she married a three ring circus leader. Then she married a preacher. And now she's marring a funeral home director.  The lady replied, when I look back at my previous marriages, I see one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Blowing Mr. Bubbles

Q: Do you remember blowing Mr. Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you "hello."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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