Word Play Jokes

Astronaut Booty Call - Thruster

My thruster is firing as we speak!

Anonymous

Roundest Knight

Q: How did King Arthur's knight, Sir Cumference, get so large?
A: He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

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Grey Elephants

Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!

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