Word Play Jokes

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Love Potient

I think the reason I'm single is because of my alcohol problem. Women can't get enough of it to find me attractive.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Zoo Visit

I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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