Word Play Jokes

Southern Talk

Write down on a piece of paper: M R ducks M R not O S A RC M wangs L I BM R ducks. Now have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as: 'em are ducks'em are not oh 'es 'ey are see 'em wangs 'ell I'll be'em are ducks

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Tyson Burger

New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!

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New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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