Word Play Jokes

Employees Lunch

Q: Where do employees eat lunch on Halloween?
A: At the Casket-teria.

Submitted BY: debbie nubile

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit

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