Word Play Jokes

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit

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Knock Knock - Amos

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

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Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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