Word Play Jokes

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Bed Shoes

Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Happy Cat

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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