Word Play Jokes

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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