Word Play Jokes

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!

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Anonymous

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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