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A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out. The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...
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Elvis Bite
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
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Hungry Dalmation
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
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