Word Play Jokes

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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