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Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: mgates4
Elephant
Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
A: An elephant in an elevator!
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Anonymous
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
