Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Zoo

Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

Anonymous