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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Shaving

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Yo Mama - Bathroom

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo Mama - Wookie

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!

Yo Mama - Carpet Burns

Yo momma's so hairy, you were born with carpet burns!

Yo Mama - Pet Store

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the pet store they locked her up in a cage!