Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette
Dress to Kill
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: Because he saw his gas bill.
Q: Why aren't there more jokes about Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long.
Epstein & Ornaments
Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.