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Russian Roulette

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Dress to Kill

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Hitler's Suicide

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A: Because he saw his gas bill.

Jonestown

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A: The punch lines were too long.

Epstein & Ornaments

Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

A: They don’t hang themselves.