Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.
Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Epstein & Ornaments
Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.
Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.