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Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Knock Knock - Woo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Woo

Woo who?

I know, it's exciting for me too!

Knock Knock - Carrie

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Carrie.

Carrie who?

Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

Knock Knock - Who

Knock knock
Who's there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?
Me too!