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Will You Remember Me

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock

Who's there?

Owls

Owls who?

That's right! Owls hoo!

Knock Knock - Disk

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Disk!

Disk who?

Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Knock Knock Ketchup

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Catch up with me and I'll tell you!