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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Strange

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?

Knock Knock - Albert

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Albert!

Albert who!

Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock - Atch

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

Bless You!  I didn't know you were sick!

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock - Doris

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!