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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Knock Knock - Luke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you will find out!

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Catch up with me and I'll tell you!