Word Play Jokes

Theremin for Sale

I'm selling my Theremin
I haven't touched it in years.

Submitted BY: Cinder2010

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

Anonymous

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

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