Word Play Jokes

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

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Written By: KielPhillips

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

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Written By: KielPhillips