Word Play Jokes

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

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Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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