Word Play Jokes

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

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Jelly Beans

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

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Strongest Letter

Q: What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
A: P, because even superman can't hold it!!

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