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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Misdial

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo Mama - M&M

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Yo Mama - Parking Meter

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "where's my gumball."

Yo Mama - Walgreens

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

Yo Mama - TV

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!