Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Yo Mama - Parking Meter
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "where's my gumball."
Yo Mama - Walgreens
Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo Mama - Misdial
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.