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Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little Johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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She Is On Steroids

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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