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Chunky

Q: How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

A: His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?

A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

Glowing

I bought one of those glow in the dark condoms.

You should have seen her face light up.

She So Horny

This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth!

Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.