Penalize for Hotness
I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!
Pirate Pick Up Line
How 'bout jollying my roger? Yar!
California Pick-up Line
Q: Whats the best new pick-up line in California?
A: I have electricity.
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!?!"