Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl

Energizer Bunny

While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Submitted BY: B

Apple Watch Ultra Pro

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I work for Apple and I'm testing the new Ultra Pro Watch." The intrigued woman says, "Ultra Pro? What's so special about it?" "It has new sensors and sends messages to me through my wrist" he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he said. The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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