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Talking Dirty

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute!

Three in Common

Q: What do burnt pizzas, pregnant women and frozen beers have in common?

A: You left it in too long.

Deaf Nympho

Q: What did the deaf nymphomaniac say?

A: Come again?

Speed Limit of Sex

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Bus Porn

Some people are so disgusting....

I just caught a dirty pervert on the bus watching porn ... Over my shoulder!