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Horse Lover

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. "I'm in love with my horse," he said .
"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."
"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."
"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"
"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Rape Game

"Hey, do you wanna play the rape game?"
"... No."
"That's the spirit."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Anonymous

Condom Convention

A representative for a condom company is on her way to a convention. While rushing through the airport, she drops the briefcase carrying her samples of condoms all over the floor. As she is stuffing all the condoms back into her briefcase, she notices tourists giving her crazy looks. "It's ok, she says, "I am doing a huge convention."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (About Meetings) , Sex Jokes
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