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Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked. "Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."
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Knock at the Door
A neighbor's wife knocks on the door and says, "Your kids can't play with our children any more." "Why?" the man asks, shocked. "They keeping on calling the other kids gay! You should watch your language around them!"
The man replies, "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots."
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Blonde Prostitute
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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