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Instant Replay

While having sex he suddenly stops and completely freezes.

"Whats wrong honey?" she asks.

He replies, "I've seen them do this in porn, I think it's called buffering."

Could Have Been

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

40 Teeth

Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

A: My zipper.

Why It's Called Sex

Q: Do you know why it's called sex?

A: Because it's easier to spell than Uhhh..oohh...Ahhhh....AIIEEEE!!!

Odd One Out

Q:  Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?

A:  The TV, because all the others leak when they're fucked!