Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

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Marriage Advice

My marriage counselor said, "When your wife annoys you, go to your happy place." I replied, "That'll make things worse. She hates when I go to the bar."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Bar Jokes
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Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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