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Mummy Spy

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?

A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amory!

Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Spook Dating

Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?

A: Women can see right through them.