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Farmer's Harvest
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
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Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
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Skeleton Burp
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
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