Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Knock Knock - Amory
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.