Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Southern Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the barbecue sauce.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Submitted BY: rugarcia624