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Turkey Shoping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Yo Mama - Christmas Present
Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.
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Monster Party
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
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