Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Hangs With Musicians
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Drummers And Laxatives
Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.