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Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!

Rhythm

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?

A: The knocking gets faster.

Hangs With Musicians

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A: A drummer.

Drum Keys

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Drummers And Laxatives

Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?

A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.