Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Hangs With Musicians
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Drummers And Laxatives
Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.
Buying Enemies Gifts
If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.