Q: What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
A: P, because even superman can't hold it!!
Knock Knock - Dwayne
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!