Funny Thoughts

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Riddles , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
Anonymous