Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

Route 66

A redneck truck driver is driving east on Route 66 when he sees another truck coming west. The CB crackles to life. “Hey, redneck,” says a voice on the radio. “Who are the two biggest faggots in America?” The redneck replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says, “You and your brother.” The redneck is annoyed but the other driver says, “It’s just a joke. Tell it to the next truck you see.” The redneck drives for an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on his CB and says, “Hey, other truck, d’you know who the two biggest fags in America are?” The other trucker says, “No. Who?” The redneck replies, “Me and my brother.”

You Might Be A Redneck - Continued

You might be a reneck if...

• You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to explain it to you.
• Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day telling everyone you've met your future wife.
• When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.
• Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family.
• Your favorite fruit is chicken.
• You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright.
• At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old.
• You think "Country & Western" covers both types of music.
• You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.