Funny Thoughts

Bra to Hat

Q  What did the bra say to the hat?
A  "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Anonymous

Russian Light Bulbs

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret.

Anonymous

Start Simple

Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.

Anonymous