Hellen Keller Driving
Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman!
Helen Keller's Baby
Q: Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?
A: She could find it!
Helen Keller Falling
Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell down the stairs?
A: She was wearing gloves.
Helen Keller's Dog
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You'd run away too if your name was Yeeaawwoaw.(make strange noise)
Helen Keller's Fingers
Q: Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers?
A: From whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear.