I just learned that a friend of mine who had a stutter died in jail.
He didn't even complete his sentence.
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Deaf Kid Swearing
If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
A self-conscious bald man with a peg leg is invited to a costume party. The shop owner at the costume shop shows him a lifeguard costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my peg leg." Next, the shop owner brings out a monk costume. The man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will show off my bald head." The annoyed shop owner returns with a five-pound bag of caramels and says, "Take these home, melt them, pour them all on your head, stick that peg leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple."
Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?