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Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Blind Hooker

Q: Have you heard about that blind hooker?

A: You've gotta hand it to her!

Roommate Trouble

My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic.

We'll show him.

From The Life of The Insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,

"I did not!"

Man's Best Friend

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?" The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash." The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions... And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"