First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Yo Mama - Hi Five God
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
Yo Mama - Let There Be Light
Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.