First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Made For Love
Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?" God replied, "So you would love her." Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?" God replied, "So that you would love her." Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?" God said, "So you would love her." Finally, Adam asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replied, "So that she would love you!"
Believe in God
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.
Yo Mama - Hi Five God
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo Mama - Let There Be Light
Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.