Funny Thoughts

Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.

Anonymous

Run Pete Run

Q: What did Pete Carroll say to the prostitute after the super bowl?
A: I'll pass.

Anonymous

Sea Wear

Q: What lives in a drawer in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Spongebob's spare pants.

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