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Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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I don't know her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Wife Wins

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"  Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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