Funny Thoughts

Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous