Funny Thoughts

Viagra Heist

Q: Did you hear about the crooks who stole a truckload of Viagra?
A: Police issued an APB for hardened criminals.
A: The Judge will likely impose a stiff sentence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Drug Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Riddles , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
Anonymous