Funny Thoughts

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

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Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!

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Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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