Funny Thoughts

If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Anonymous

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous