Funny Thoughts

Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

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Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Anonymous