Funny Thoughts

Clean-Up

The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Detective 101

Just read The Life of Pi. What a load of shit. I learned nothing about what it's like to be a private investigator.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips