Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Dwayne

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!

Anonymous

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

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Anonymous

Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!

Anonymous